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We had to backpedal and find an easier children's Bible for Charlie because the Children's Story Bible is beyond his depth and breadth of knowledge. Still, he listens in when I read to Claire and Faith, "I know about those, Mama," he tells me as I read the story of the pillar of cloud and fire. "A firepillar is like a firefly."

Right...like this firepillar?


And for his own Bible time with his easy Bible story book, I point to Adam and Eve and ask, "Who are these people?" to which I receive this confident reply:

"That's Adam and Jamie "
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tammi said…
Haha, yeah, he does seem to be mixing a few things together!
May 20, 2009 at 9:55 AM
jodi said…
LOL! I love it!
May 20, 2009 at 11:21 AM
Luke Holzmann said…
Well, Mythbusters is a great show... but rather distinct from the events surrounding the Fall [smile].

~Luke
May 20, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Mary@notbefore7 said…
ROFL...just a little confusion :)

LOVE the header!
May 20, 2009 at 12:25 PM
Xandra@Heart-of-Service said…
The illustrations in the Bible are beautiful! And his response about Adam and Eve made me think of Gracie. She is learning a catechism, and one of the questions is "Who were out first parents?" She still answers "Adam and Evil" sometimes...

Xandra
May 20, 2009 at 1:00 PM
Anonymous said…
Too funny! Love the way his little brain works!
May 20, 2009 at 3:30 PM
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