Stuart came home from work on this cold, dry evening complaining of sore lips. "It feels like my WHOLE bottom lip is a cold sore. What do you think I should do?"
After a big glass of water and glob of lip balm he was back to normal but somehow that minor event led to this discussion around the dinner table.
"Doctor, there's something horribly wrong with my lip. What do you suggest?"
"I'll write you a prescription for Avegrasil. It was just approved by the FDA. Give it a try. If it doesn't work, come back in three weeks and I'll give you some more."
Directions for taking Avegrasil:
Do not take with food or on an empty stomach. Do not lick lips.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: blisters, leprosy and spontaneous human combustion.
The discussion ended when Faith toodled. She did not offer the customary, "Excuse me" but explained herself with, "I've been taking Avegrasil.
Chapped lips anyone? Try Avegrasil. It won't cure what ails you, but we'll make millions.